December 2011
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
i continue to use missing e as an act of rebellion...
heyfreshmangetoverhere:
I AM THE MOCKINGJAY.
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
If Suzanne ever wrote Mockingjay from Peeta’s point of view.
I don’t know if i’d be able to read it
cuz of the tears.
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
i-wanna-still-be-me:
pretty’s an understatement.
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
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reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
wick-wicky:
maydayhenderson:
knights-little-liar:
bommie-anon:
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
Can you imagine the torture Peeta went through...
Katniss: Hey, I want some apple pie.
Peeta: Okay, let me ma-
Katniss: Nope, I want peach pie now.
Peeta: Oka-
Katniss: No, cherry sounds better.
Peeta: Fi-
Katniss: Wait. Blueberry.
If Josh had been bright purple and had wings and gave that audition, I’d have...
– Suzanne Collins
THIS BE FOR THEM BITCHES WHO THINK JOSH ISNT A GOOD ENOUGH PEETA. THE QUEEN HERSELF HAS SPOKEN.
(via peeta-brollark)
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Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.