Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single....
regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.– Oscar Wilde (via ourcatharsis)
chamctc: happinessinmyhead: cocksandklainebows: drarrysexual: pockytardis: gaymeoutofmymind: this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to and what is the naked...
start-a-fire: kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh…...
castleoflions: MAKKINRI! HEI HEI, MAKKINRI!
-Some hipster blog/porn blog follows me-
Me: are you lost or
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep... →
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
january 2012: this will be my year
june 2012: well shit
hamtast: how i make friends: wait for them to talk to me
i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
moraniarty: do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy